I didn’t need this

Woke up this morning to this:

The first person who says to me, "Oh, but it's so pretty..." or, "It's a Winter Wonderland..." or sings, "It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas," I am going to punch them in the face, virtually.

Seriously I am.

The Inuit have about 40 words for snow. Snow on April 21st is called MOTHERF!#&*?.

That is all.